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I had a crush on this guy and I decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever I saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and I swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious. I made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked


ppl who think that saying “I love you” to someone a lot makes it lose it’s meaning are so boring literally what could make you think that? if someone tells you they love you like 3 times in an hour it means that 3 separate times they were sitting there and thinking about you and how wonderful you are like. smh. say I love you to everyone that you love as often as possible bc sometimes it’s easy to forget that there are people who love you


Best Friends! by Natália Sýkorová


1. If he doesn’t answer, don’t keep sending texts. If he wanted to talk to you, he would’ve responded.

2. People will make time for you when they care about you. If he says he’s too busy or constantly cancels his plans, he doesn’t care. People fight for you when they care.

3. Don’t let him touch you on the first date. If he tries, he’s not there for the same reasons you are.

4. You can tell a lot about a person by their favorite book.

5. If he can stomach more than ten straight shots without feeling a thing, he drinks too much.

6. Ask the uncomfortable things. When was the last time he was so high he couldn’t speak? What does he regret the most? Does he drink to remember or to forget?

7. Don’t send pictures unless you want to. If he has to talk you into it, don’t do it. If you hesitate, don’t do it. If you do take a picture, don’t include your face. Keep yourself safe.

8. If you can’t laugh when you’re having sex with him, maybe you aren’t sleeping with the right person. Sex isn’t about tricks and tips and routines.

9. If he hurts you, cut him out. He’s gone, he isn’t coming back, and you don’t need to prolong the pain.

10. Don’t be afraid to open up again. I promise not everyone will love you with a knife behind their back.


Boy advice from someone who made the same mistakes too often (via guiseofgentlewords)


OH  MY GODDDDDDD indignantkurd elwandelectrikk w4nderlove

what a time to be alive. Did this stuff exist back in 2002? I mean— I’m speechless





I bookmarked this months ago and it still makes me laugh until I can’t breathe



I wanted to do pre-assassination figures but post-assassination figures were easier so triumvirate trio plus cicero

Anyone have a house I can work at? I need to get out of the house


"what can you do with an art history degree???"




oh so u like interpol? I love the way they just [clenches fist] enter all those poles